WONKYCAM... a wonky history.

  “WONKYCAM is every Director’s dream of what a handheld camera could do once  released from the constraint of the operators shoulder and eye… a new chapter for the imagination...” - William O. Newton Kane..  June 2001

 

Shooting a serial for Euphoria Films for BBC2, a pussy cats point of view -running upstairs, round a door into a bedroom, jumping up onto a bed occupied by a bonking couple - finally spurred me on to develop an idea, long-time festering in my mind, to free me from the viewfinder and which I would now name ‘Pussycam’ (obviously!)  ... The Director was Adrian Shergold, the film Eureka Street,  and the idea - to fix up a helmet with a viewfinder - nothing new – the military do it in many forms and you can buy one for about twenty million quid with a free fighter aircraft thrown in. My pocket had a hole in it.

Some months later my son helped me grapple my head into the first prototype and promptly collapsed in hysteria at the sight of me. Little did I realise how telling his reaction was to have been.

The working prototype saw the light of day on Endor’s ‘The Private Life of Michael Fry’ for CH4, I had to run up a staircase ending up on a close two shot. Couldn’t use steadicam - we hadn’t booked one.... So there I was wearing the matt black helmet with the great gob of viewfinder across one eye and a piece of ND6 gaffer taped to my forehead covering my left eye. I must have looked prehistoric.   Director Marc Munden in his inimitable way peered curiously at me and said  “do they fire you out of a cannon wearing that thing?”   The entire unit collapsed in the very same hysteria my son had - and thus vanished the first few grand of development cash.

In my unworldly innocence I had applied to register Pussycam.com.  You are permitted to laugh -  Pussycam.com was not available of course and as a result of the host name application, our computer was deluged with... you know what!

Then came Adrian Shergold's  ‘Swallow’ a Tony Marchant script for CH4 in which we wanted a powerful visual signature for the frustration disorder distress and madness (of clinical depression) portrayed through, what began conceptually,  hand held camera. Adrian took me to a very small council house and described a shot that I couldn’t achieve with any handheld method available. The moment had come - the pimple of festering inventive finally burst forth and Wonkycam was born on the back of a fag packet. In the middle of my grubby machine shop I sat in pavilion splendour contemplating the developing confluence of man machine and madness.

I only ever intended the ‘cobbled together’ kit to be very temporary on the Swallow shoot... a kind of tribute to Heath Robinson...I’d had no real time to build, so I turned up with a shoe box of bits just for the one shot… but Adrian with his fertile imagination ended up shooting whole sections of ‘Swallow’ in what became ‘WONKYCAM’ There was wobbly Wonky, fast Wonky, backwards Wonky and more but the First complained that setting up Wonkycam was too schedule expensive. Firsts will be Firsts.

One of the rubs… Wonkycam is strenuous to operate requiring fitness, body control and stamina. Anyone who frequently does hand held with a moderately heavy film camera can learn to use Wonkycam -  you’ll discover muscles even lagers don’t know.  My initial efforts were without experience and we felt that what we were achieving what could only be described as partial Wonks.  But, inevitably, after a morning to set up one shot moving through every room in the tiny house - beginning still, running down very narrow stairs passing the actress on the way and panning around her head to look back, doing a ten turn pirouette  and finishing up being sick in the kitchen. The committee unanimously agreed that, at last, a full Wonk had been achieved - and Adrian was treated by the paramedic for severe overexcitement.

The rig survived the shoot - just - and my muscles are stronger but Wonkycam would be far too fiddly and time wasting to keep setting up on a more pressured schedule typical of the way British TV is going;  thus I have now completed the first versatile prototype which can be fitted up in minutes. A host of further refinements and minor electronic and mechanical additions are under development for prototyping and testing in the near future.

“What you wonk is what you get…” - Freya Ceirios Russell Hobson   Oct 2001

‘SWALLOW’ made by Box TV was a three part serial screened on CH4 in November 2001.  16mm Film. Printed on Kodak print stock graded by Dave Kelly and Telecine colourist Chris Beaton.  Shot entirely on location in Wonkyville with my own Aaton Prod and Wonky XTR cameras.

Directed by Adrian Wonkers Shergold.

            Operatic  Production Design by David Roger.

            DOP in Balletic Wonk by Daf.

            And all the cast and crew were so supportive and fantastic.                Thank you all.  

            Wonking for the future

 

            Daf Hobson

            Oct 2001

           

 

               

Wonkycam - 2001